Me: Please let me give you $30. I’d really like to you pay you $30 of the money in my bank account, which is at the bank that you are currently in.
Them: We would really, really like to do that, but we can’t figure out how to pay ourselves $30 of your money right now.
LIFE IS REALLY STRANGE.
A little advice - if you ever move to another country, just CLOSE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT in your home country. You think it’ll be easy, but it’s actually the MOST TERRIBLE, TIME-CONSUMING NIGHTMARE EVER.
I’ve been on the phone for two hours trying to pay a $30 credit card bill. Yaaaaay.